So...at work today, we were seeing a patient for a driver's physical. For all commercial driver's licenses a urinalysis is required by law in order to pass the physical. For this, we conveniently have little "pee" cups located in both the mens & womens bathrooms. Today the men's room was "out of order". Great. Men are gross in the bathroom.
This particular gentleman was instructed to go to the bathroom and give a urine sample in said cup. He followed instructions...or so we thought.
The next person to use the bathroom, walked into the ladies room to find drops of pee all over the floor along with a sink full of urine. Now imagine if you will, our gorgeous new bathroom sinks. They are a shallow bowl that sits ON TOP OF the counter with almost a mosiac pattern inside it. Please read: THIS IS NOT A URINAL FOR GIANTS. PLEASE DIRECT ALL SPRAYS OF PISS OVER THE TOILET IN THE FUTURE. Thank you and have a nice day.
xoxo
♥berlin™
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