.bleaching your brown eye.

I had never heard about anal bleaching until I saw the movie Bridesmaids.  Now I find it humourous and speak of it frequently.

For how-to instructions: http://www.bleachbum.com/anal-bleaching-techniques.html

(Please note - I do not have first hand experience at this a.k.a. try at your own risk)

xoxo
 ♥berlin™